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Подходит к концу финал национального конкурса поэтов-дарований. Соревнуются двое. Один - священник - интеллигентный, образованный, well-bred, well-connected... Другой - рэднек из небольшого городка, затерянного на просторах штата Алабама.
Задание простое: сочинить четверостишье, в котором рифмовалось бы слово Тимбукту. Времени на размышление не больше минуты.
Священник, после 30 секунд раздумья, начал первый:

"I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu..."

Аудитория зааплодировала. Затем зал замер, сможет ли  рэднек переплюнуть это четверостишье? Реднек моршил лоб почти целую минуту, затем выпалил:

"When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
we met three ladies cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
so I booked one and Tim booked two..."

Хорошего четверга всем-)))
Трабахнем в хуебес без фанатизма (Испанский иск.)
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What a peaceful Friday night! Two out-of-work days ahead... Although I have a long to-do list, I will let it go and do what I want. I found a new way to present my photos on a canvas... Tomorrow. My car Pauline also needs some attention.
Good night. No pasaran!
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I have a long to do list for today, mainly housekeeping stuff. I don't want to do it. Absofuckinglutely. And see what my cat does: instead of encouraging me, she makes me feel jealous!!! Just have a look at her!

New fun?

Dec. 27th, 2011 09:35 am
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What did I do during X-mas holidays? Heh...I did frames and printed my photos on a canvas. Three first results are under the cut


First try )

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